Hey, where's the beer store? Hey, where's the war?
You look so good in your camo shorts
I see you on the street, I see you on the train
Wearing gym clothes, what's your name?
Mesh shorts, leg hair driving me crazy
You're yuppie jock scum but your look still slays me
I see you in the city
Coming from the gym, coming from the court
You sit down across from me on the subway
You're wearing those mesh shorts
Don't gaze me bro, I'll gaze you back
I'll gaze you back with my feminist gaze
My feminist gaze got this bro fazed
Just shut up and let me watch you